My name is 38% double letters – a copious amount if you ask me.
For four years, I willingly trained with a professional Ukrainian clarinetist by the name of Igor.
No, I don't take criticism personally.
I believe that as long as dogs exist, so will love at first sight.
I think the world could use more great work, so let's make some.
Fancy a chat? email@example.com
What I've been reading:
Today we found out Kylie Jenner is pregnant, but I also got followed by OriginalPancakeHouseEugene on IG, so who is the real celebrity here?
"Curse these 15 year olds," I gripe as I eat a Fruit by the Foot.
Me @ the Vancouver twerps who lit my trees on fire. https://t.co/7emnUQvW7L